thebootydiaries:

geeseareassholes:

segretecose:

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

petricora-of:

just-shower-thoughts:

Punk & Metal gigs are always portrayed as scary, unsociable & intimidating in movies when in reality they are some of the friendliest gigs you can attend.

every time someone expresses fear over scary punks i think of all those photos of people in wheelchairs crowdsurfing, all taken from rock concerts

truly some of the raddest, kindest, most inclusive people

callmebliss-got-swamped:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

galgorithm:

“Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor.”

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

“What even is a war? Like isn’t it illegal to kill people?”

-This girl

They are both right

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

part of the universe’s inherent cruelty that all the parts of being a grownup that you idolized as a kid are both the best and worst parts of adulthood

ALT

ALT

balance in all things etc etc but this is mostly to say that whenever ur feeling rly down about how hard growing up and having responsibilities is, it’s worth trying to remember that your 6 year old self would be so excited about this. you gotta let that optimistic little motherfucker have a voice in your head, even if that voice mostly tells you to buy gushers when you’re in the middle of grocery shopping

chuunisoldier:

chuunisoldier:

why isnt there an italian overwatch hero

i bet you feel real fucking stupid right now.

argumate:

oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,

atlas-prime:

lacrimalis:

thetomska:

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

he didnt have to do that pitch flourish on the “again” either but he did that for US

Unhinged musicians named Tom, gotta be one of my favorite genders

arsontoashen:

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

Anonymous asked:

do you celebrate valentines day?

cemeterything:

moronchild:

furry friend bleeding out on the ground: quick im dieing call nyan-wan-wan

me: I will not do that for i hope you die

honeysaint:

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea